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Last week, I read online about a conspircy theory going around some right-wing circles. I didn’t much listen to the theory, but I loved the name: Disease X.

Well, X ain’t so far from XX in my head so that was an easy jump and with the hucow/lactation library, I figured it was an easy mechanism to employ to do the plot in a new model.

What I didn’t expect was how quickly and how fluidly everythnig came out of me. I feel like I’ve got the smut pattern now and can hit the beats without having to go back and revise to get them in the right spots.

I packed a bunch of stuff in Disease XX and The Prince. It’s pretty much just a breeding story with stong hucow overtones, but I really like it and the characters introduced.

I’ll probaby put this one up for free soon, so if you’re not a part of KU, hang on and it will make the free ads before too long.

Susan’s at it again!

After arriving in Paris and interviewing the hucows that kidnapping attempt, Party and Susan head out on the road to find their fellow hucows and pastries but end up in a ditch with very few grenades left in their petticoats. Luckily, Tiffany is on it and recording inventory while the group meets up with a new contact from the region named Chet. 

Chet informs the group that they’ll need to secure the phone local Oligarch if they want to figure out the best and safest way to bust up the nefarious gang. Luckily, this will require seducing him and keeping him busy while Master Jason copies his phone.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Susan is one of my favorite hucows of all time and I don’t think I’ll ever stop writing her. She’s just too much fun.

Anyway, enjoy the book!!

Oh, ya want a free smutty quickie too? Well, here ya go 🙂 PROCEED WITH CAUTION

Mary looked around the corner at the two men in the hay loft. Sweat was pouring from their bodies as they lifted the thick bails and stacked them so they had food for the horses for the coming winter.

It was early fall, and the air was sweet with the smell of hay and the two men’s pheromones. She had brought up drinks to help them cool off, but now that she was up here, she only found herself getting hotter.

Maybe this would be a great chance to have sex.

Simon leaned over and kissed Frank. Mary watched as the tender nibbles deepened. Soon, Simon was pushing Frank back against the haybale and exploring his mouth with breathy hard sucks and moans.

Mary reached down and began to stroke herself through her clothes. She loved the men, both of them. When she first came to the farm looking for work, they were nothing but polite and respectful of her. Eventually, Frank approached her for a date, and they courted. This was before she knew of Simon and Frank’s relationship.

They were lovers but were both bi and polyamorous. Both Simon and Frank had been looking for their unicorn. A heterosexual or bi-female to make their bond complete.

When Mary showed up, Frank and Simon hadn’t even considered approaching it with her. Theirs was a working relationship, after all. It wasn’t until Mary made a pass at Frank that the three sat down to discuss the situation and come to some ground rules, but after that had been hashed out, their physical, mental, and sexual health had undoubtedly gotten a boost.

A few years after forming their bond, they were more vital than ever. So when Mary accidentally interrupted the men in the barn, it wasn’t an unwelcome encounter.

“Are you two in here having fun without me?”

Simon was startled and looked up from kissing Frank. ‘Well, not on purpose, darling. Why don’t you get that pretty little ass over here and join us.”

Mary pulled up her top to reveal her massive breasts. Frank and Simon had not intended to be hucow farmers, but when Susan proposed making a little extra money on the side, the men jumped at the offer. Mary had applied serum that morning, so her size H tits hung low and leaked milk.

It looks like our cow needs milking, Simon. Let’s give her a hand.

The dark skin on Simon’s body passed through rays of sunshine and dust motes as he moved to get the milk bucket and stool. The sunbeams highlighted the sparkling sweat along his chest and abdomen. Mary knew she could about smell him from where she was, and it was driving her mad.

Simon reached over and used his finger to set the bell around her neck to swing. “Let’s do it right. Let’s milk and fuck our cow in the barn, partner.” He looked over to Franks’ approving grin. “I mean, that’s what’s supposed to be happening around here anyway, and it will be a nice break from chores.”

“Sure enough. Come here, Mary. Let’s get you into position.” Frank helped her remove her plaid farm shirt, exposing her enormous breasts to the cool fall air. Immediately, her nipples hardened. This was much to the bull’s approval, and they simultaneously rushed her and clamped their warm mouths around her leaking and hard nipples.

The sucking pulls, coupled with their exploring and playing hands, made a knot tighten in Mary’s belly. Before she let out a loud moan, Frank moved his hands to her clit and began to rub. Frank removed his mouth long enough to tell Simon, “I’m going to take her clit. You open her up with those big ol’ hands. Let’s make her cum before we put the milkers on her.”

As soon as Frank touched her clit with his warm, calloused fingers, her hips jutted forward to meet him. He pressed firmly until he had pinned her clit between his index and middle fingers. Once the little bundle of nerves was trapped there, he squeezed his fingers and watched as she lost control of herself and began dry-humping his hand.

”Better get those fingers into her quick, Simon. Baby girl is hungry tonight.” As soon as he had finished his words, Simon inserted one thin finger into Mary’s cunt. As soon as he was deep enough, he began searching for her ridge and g-spot. He could usually find it without issue, and sure enough, with two or three probes, he put his finger directly on her g-spot, and her entire body jumped three inches off the blanketed haybale.

“That’s the spot.” Frank laughed and went to kiss Simon. The two bulls joined mouths while their hands continued to massage and expose Mary’s pussy.

Mary, for her part, had not formed a coherent thought and was busy mentally preparing for one of the best orgasms of her life. She loved these sessions and knew this initial exploration was just their way of warming her up. Even as good as this felt now, it was going to feel even better when they finished with her and were fucking her.

Opening her mouth, Mary cried out, “Oh, oh. Keep going. I’m going to cum.”

”What do you say, Simon? She earned it yet?” Frank loved to tease her. Fortunately, Simon was almost always on her side.

”Of course she has. Look at these tits and all this milk. She’s the best little hucow on earth. Her pussy is so tight, it’s squeezing my finger like a vice grip. Let’s get her opened up so she won’t be too tight for my dick.”

”True. True.” Frank looked at Simon with adoration; he loved how his partner worked the woman up and fucked her. Frank liked fucking her too, but there was something about fucking Mary at the same time as his partner. It was beautiful. It was the perfect expression of balance in their relationship.

But that would stretch her, and to do that, the bulls needed to get her relaxed and content.

Frank began tugging at Mary’s clit with his fingers while Simon quickly inserted another finger and began stroking the ridged spot inside of her that made her eyes blind with pleasure.

When he put the third finger in, Frank moved down and placed his mouth over her clit and sucked like he was trying to remove venom from a wound.

Mary screamed her orgasm as her entire body clenched and spasmed around Simon’s hand.

”Holy fuck. She’s clamped down so hard she’s pushing me out.” Simon laughed, “If I didn’t put some pressure on her, she would have shot my hand out like a cannon. I can’t wait to get my dick in there.”

Frank removed his mouth and reached up to rub her still-leaking breasts. “So you want her pussy? I’d love to crack open her ass.” Both men turned their attention to Mary and her blissed-out state as she leaked and convulsed with aftershocks beneath them.